Attention! In the letter below you're going to learn a handful of "humor secrets" that can get a girl "drunk with lust" all during the context of an innocent conversation...
Friend-
I want to show you a way to flood a girl’s brain with “sex chemicals” that will have her literally eating out of the palm of your hand, and squirming in her seat she wants to bang you so bad.
It’s no secret that laughing is an aphrodisiac...
This is because it triggers an increase in endorphines, the brain chemicals known for their feel-good effect.
We’ve discovered a simple “humor formula” that triggers sexual arousal, and she’s POWERLESS to stop it.
Once the “endorphins” take over her brain she begins to lose her inhibitions, she becomes more comfortable around you, she feels more sexy and relaxed, and her thoughts keep moving towards sex....
It’s a chain reaction...
Over the past 10 years, my friend Bobby and I have approached, seduced, and slept with enough women to make your head spin - and as a result, we've made an amazing discovery that leads to that "magic moment."
THAT moment... where she's lying on your bed, and she sort of arches her back up, allowing you to slide her panties around her ankles. I LOVE that magic moment. I'll tell you, it never gets old...
When you spend 10 years of your life (a combined 20 years between the both of us) dedicated to mastering the art of picking up women, you're going to meet a LOT of women.
Which inevitbly led us to the big discovery...
The big discovery is how we ultimately cracked the "humor code" that quickly leads to that "magic moment"... over and over again.
When we broke down and analyzed over 1000 interactions (with every type of woman)... it all boiled down to one thing.
We found that no matter what girl you're trying to seduce (be it a stranger you're just meeting, or a long time female friend) there's pretty much a universal formula that can dependably have her panties around her ankles like clockwork.
And it happens FAST. So you better be ready for it.
This simple “humor formula” will quickly take even the most ordinary conversation and have her suddenly so horny she’ll have her hands all over you…
Here’s why…
You’re going to use humor to “stealthily” move her through 5 Phases and make her feel like she’s wanted to bang you for years…
You can basically “train” her brain to release “sex chemicals” whenever she’s around you… Which means after awhile, before you even open your mouth her panties will be soaking wet.
Whether walking up to a girl an approaching her for the first time, sitting across from her at a coffee shop, or just lounging together on your couch… you’ll be comfortable, confident, and certain that you can get her horny enough to bang you… because you have our “secret formula” at your disposal.
Most guys try to be funny around girls and completely blow it for one big reason... They try to use a one-size fits all style of humor with a girl.
But here’s a secret...
The same type of humor you should be using in the first few minutes of talking to her is NOT the same type of humor you should be using later in the night...
There are 5 Phases of Humor you need to continually move a girl through if you want to quickly get her panties off...
And when you use the templates, examples, and formula we’ve uncovered for each of the five stages she’ll be drunk with LUST for you... and she’ll completely lose her inhibitions around you.
Simple Humor That Gets Her Attention Glued on You:In this module you’ll learn how to break down her walls and have her instantly see you as a confident, socially intelligent guy she can imagine herself banging. Its all about mastering the “Sub Text” in this phase to slip ideas into her mind that jump start her attraction toward you... And in Phase #1 you’ll also learn:
Quickly Let Her Know This FLIRTATIOUS and NOT Friendly: We’ll reveal the secret to subtly let a girl know that you’re hitting on her. This prevents you from become the “funny guy” and turns you into the “I’m gonna bang him later” guy. We’ll share tips and tactics for demonstrating high value with your humor and plenty of examples that you can steal and test out tonight... (And the real reason some guy seem to have girls eat out of the palms of their hands) You’ll also learn:
Most Women Fall in Love With a Guy Who Makes Them Laugh:There is a secret formula for this where you can get her to confess her deepest and most intimate thoughts and desires. She begins to think you’re the only guy who “gets her” and literally gets addicted to being around you.
Have her doodling your name on the back of notebooks like a school girl with a crush on the varsity quarterback: All girls have a fantasy about being “swept away” in a spontaneous romance. We’ll show you how to use a technique called “Taking Her to the Playground” to spark that feeling on demand. (HINT: Once you’re in this phase you MUST kiss her as soon as possible)
Most women have a sexual side that will blow your mind: Once you uncork her, she’ll start spilling out all of her sexual fantasies and provide you a roadmap to banging her. When you use humor to get her comfortable talking about sex she’ll unleash her inner nymphomaniac.
Picture following simple step by step templates and being able to quickly take control of any conversation and lead any girl back to your bedroom...
Remember, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do ANYTHING.
You could go out right now and try to use this idea to get more girls.
Yes, you may figure it out...eventually. Or you may get lucky the first time.
So yes, you can take the trial and error route....
But why put yourself through that? Why risk blowing it with a girl you really like because you used an untested story on her and she got offended?
Why waste the next three or four years (or longer) trying to find the perfect type of humor for seducing girls when you can go through my course and start getting her dripping wet with humor TONIGHT?
We have tested everything I teach you in Make Her Horny with Humor.
We know that it will work for you.
Go through the program for 60 days.. We'll show you how to disengage her logical mind with humor, what kinds of jokes drive her into bliss and frenzy. We'll show you how to create a bond that has her feel like she’s known you forever. How open up her deepest sexual desires and experience threesomes, public sex, kinky sex and more.
And we’ll reveal to jump-start the process within 5 minutes of meeting a girl so that you can take a girl you barely know and have her back at your place later begging you to bang her.
And as always, when you love Make Her Horny with Humor, just keep this program. No pressure what so ever. If you don't, simply email me... use our easy customer support helpdesk... We'll refund your investment with no questions asked.
The choice is now yours:
Look, I have total confidence in this program. Everything in Make Her Horny with Humor is covered by an unconditional, no-hassle, no fine print 60-day money back guarantee
I've worked hard to make this course absolutely perfect. I know that the seduction techniques I teach will work and I'm completely confident that you will be able to seduce girls with them.
That's right: I'm 100% certain that if you do exactly what I will teach you in Make Her Horny with Humor, you will get more dates (with the kind hot girls that you really want) or more sex, or you'll finally make that one girl that you've always wanted totally and hopelessly attracted to you.
If you are not excited by the powerful seduction techniques in this course, I’ll refund every penny of the purchase price. I'll even give you two full months to try it out.
This means you can examine the entire course for 8 weeks. You can go out and test what I teach you for yourself. If you aren't happy for any reason, I'll give you a complete refund, no questions asked.
Honestly though, the only problem I can foresee is guys not being ready for how effective this stuff is.
Say you get my course and go through it and learn the techniques and then decide to go out and give it a try, thinking “Bobby's written some really useful stuff in the past, and this whole storytelling thing makes sense, so I'm going to go out, try to find a girl, and just see how it goes.”
Hold on! This stuff is more effective than you think.
You might not be ready to have a girl physically hanging off you, trying to kiss you in front of everyone, asking (begging) you to take her back to your place or not taking no for an answer when she asks for your phone number. Some guys aren't ready for that kind of quick escalation.
That's one reason why I give you the 60-day guarantee. Then you have time to take it slower, if you want. But if you are frustrated and you want to change your luck RIGHT AWAY, you can immerse yourself in this course and totally go for it.
Make it Happen!
Rob Judge
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